Did you think we were done talking about the eclipse? Jokes on you.

Several news outlets (Chicago TribuneABCPeopleForbesCNN etc) are covering the story about a woman who bought unapproved eclipse glasses and got solar retinopathy.

Why are we talking about this again?
Because JAMA Ophthalmology published the case report last week.
If you don’t want to read it but want to sound like you did, the woman’s vision was 20/20 OD and 20/25 OS but she has a crescent-shaped scotoma in her left.